Being socially dysfunctional is not a big deal! I hope people stop making it one!
A piece of a preposterous conversation with a preposterous freak::
S.O.B.: Ohho... you keep your phone switched off and avoid socializing! You are heading for a rank...
Me: No, nothing like that I am in total contact with the ones I want to be in touch with! Moreover I am not even through with my portion once yet...still trying to scrape through it somehow...
[Inner Me: Shut the fuck up and mind your own business!!]
S.O.B.: What is the point in shutting off the world like that?
Me: I haven't turned my back to the entire world as such... I don't want to get any distractions as it is I always try to sneak out of studying so these are kinda self imposed restrictions so that I at least manage to clear... and as I said I still am in very good contact with a few friends!
[Inner Me: I like doing that! Do you have a problem with that you moronic chump?! Why do you want to scrutinize my life and my actions? Take the hint .... I don't wanna talk to you! Wait a minute... why am I giving any sort of clarifications?! Resh hush-up! Stop talking!!]
S.O.B.: Very determined I must say! But you always do this... kuch hua nai ki phone band! You love switching off the phone kya?
Me: No re... I seldom do that.... Now, this is your perspective , I can't really help it!
[Inner Me: So what! Why the hell is it bothering you so much?! Ohh dude... Please kill yourself...please just shoot yourself right now!!]
S.O.B: Perspective?! Where did that come from? I just listed the fact that I've come across many times...
Me: Well... if you say so...
[Inner Me: You fucking freak... come, come sue me for shutting off that fucking phone! I am really not getting this? My life, my wish! What is your fucking problem!! aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!]
S.O.B.: Gah... you'll never accept! I toh don't understand your reasons...
Me: I think it shouldn't really matter to you!! Anyway listen... something just came up so I'll catch you later... ok?
[Inner Me: Okay that's it! I am totally ticked off!!!]
S.O.B.: yaa okay... but that is if your phone will be on!!
Me: Haha... sure... Bye. Take care!
[Inner Me: You bloody fucking asshole, go to fucking hell! Mr God please break his cell-phone and his nose too... Please it's a humble request! As it is his face looks distorted, so if he like falls right on his face then that might do a little help to the poor little bastard!! So if not for my sake, at least for his betterment... please do it!]
Ohh good God ... I fail to reminisce when did I last abuse someone, in my head, so much!! Haha... but that psychotic freak deserved all of it! No, earnestly, if he would've said it all sarcastically I could've tolerated it in a better manner but he just kept genuinely criticizing me for no freaking reason and not just that... trust me, whatever I've written above is just a teaser!!
Actually, I know a whole lot of humans who are just like him, in some way or the other.... People always love to mock you! Some of them do it harmlessly (& that 'some of them' are your friends... so that's cool) while...the rest mock you with malicious intentions! It's the 'rest' whom I'm pointing at here...
Why are people so rancorous and sly?! I vehemently abhor every such person who even in "good humor" tries to be spiteful!!
A piece of a preposterous conversation with a preposterous freak::
S.O.B.: Ohho... you keep your phone switched off and avoid socializing! You are heading for a rank...
Me: No, nothing like that I am in total contact with the ones I want to be in touch with! Moreover I am not even through with my portion once yet...still trying to scrape through it somehow...
[Inner Me: Shut the fuck up and mind your own business!!]
S.O.B.: What is the point in shutting off the world like that?
Me: I haven't turned my back to the entire world as such... I don't want to get any distractions as it is I always try to sneak out of studying so these are kinda self imposed restrictions so that I at least manage to clear... and as I said I still am in very good contact with a few friends!
[Inner Me: I like doing that! Do you have a problem with that you moronic chump?! Why do you want to scrutinize my life and my actions? Take the hint .... I don't wanna talk to you! Wait a minute... why am I giving any sort of clarifications?! Resh hush-up! Stop talking!!]
S.O.B.: Very determined I must say! But you always do this... kuch hua nai ki phone band! You love switching off the phone kya?
Me: No re... I seldom do that.... Now, this is your perspective , I can't really help it!
[Inner Me: So what! Why the hell is it bothering you so much?! Ohh dude... Please kill yourself...please just shoot yourself right now!!]
S.O.B: Perspective?! Where did that come from? I just listed the fact that I've come across many times...
Me: Well... if you say so...
[Inner Me: You fucking freak... come, come sue me for shutting off that fucking phone! I am really not getting this? My life, my wish! What is your fucking problem!! aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!]
S.O.B.: Gah... you'll never accept! I toh don't understand your reasons...
Me: I think it shouldn't really matter to you!! Anyway listen... something just came up so I'll catch you later... ok?
[Inner Me: Okay that's it! I am totally ticked off!!!]
S.O.B.: yaa okay... but that is if your phone will be on!!
Me: Haha... sure... Bye. Take care!
[Inner Me: You bloody fucking asshole, go to fucking hell! Mr God please break his cell-phone and his nose too... Please it's a humble request! As it is his face looks distorted, so if he like falls right on his face then that might do a little help to the poor little bastard!! So if not for my sake, at least for his betterment... please do it!]
Ohh good God ... I fail to reminisce when did I last abuse someone, in my head, so much!! Haha... but that psychotic freak deserved all of it! No, earnestly, if he would've said it all sarcastically I could've tolerated it in a better manner but he just kept genuinely criticizing me for no freaking reason and not just that... trust me, whatever I've written above is just a teaser!!
Actually, I know a whole lot of humans who are just like him, in some way or the other.... People always love to mock you! Some of them do it harmlessly (& that 'some of them' are your friends... so that's cool) while...the rest mock you with malicious intentions! It's the 'rest' whom I'm pointing at here...
Why are people so rancorous and sly?! I vehemently abhor every such person who even in "good humor" tries to be spiteful!!
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